Squirrels are interesting.  They’re cute, have a lot of energy and are soft and cuddly.  But chasing after squirrels is a waste of time.  You never catch them and, even if you did, they’re not much use.

In short, squirrels are pointless.  Just like most of the high-energy emergency things that will try to get your attention today.

Today, just for one day, ignore the squirrels.  Focus.  Be a hamster and win.